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Accident-aa?

Secu­rity Guard: STOP[points to my feet] No chap­pal allowed.

Me: Uhh…

Guard: San­dals not allowed. Go back, change and come.

Me: Err… Really? I stay at BTM… So far!… And imag­ine the traf­fic at this hour! Are you sure you want to put me through this?

Guard: Go back, change and come.

Me: But I wore these accidentally…

Guard: Accident-aa?

Me: Yeah, yes! Accident!

Guard: Okay. No problem.

Me: [mut­ters as I walk past the check­point] Achieve­ment unlocked!

 

Career Choices for Mario

You know what’d have been cooler than being a plumber? These.